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A drunk person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.
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Today I was shaken out of sleep at the revoltingly early hour of 6:30am. Apparently some shitfuck in my neighborhood decided to play windshield baseball with my car. In the early rays of the summer sun I was greeted with a smashed rear window and a windshield with a crack the size of an orange with some rings raidiating out from the point of impact. What a heavenly way to start a new day. FUCK!!! I'm not a mean person and I haven't pissed off anyone lately and my car isn't even that nice. So WTF people...
